jokes Quotes

Jokes are grievances.

I like jokes where people don't stop laughing.

There are just some things that I don't think jokes are good for.

But I really like our experimental, performance and monologue videos, where there's barely jokes in the video, where it's almost a joke in itself that the monologue is even being recorded.

I love to write jokes and that's all I think about.

I do like rude jokes. They're men jokes.

I love making jokes on the Internet.

It's much easier to make jokes about sensitive issues if there is some dissent, some conflict.

Being able to write jokes is great, but you still have to get used to performing them and being on stage - and enjoying being on stage, not just like tolerating it.

When I was a kid, we got in a cipher and battled each other lyrically. We told jokes and made the hottest dance moves.

All of comedy at some level is trial-and-error, whether it's a stand-up trying out jokes or a comedy show trying stories.

I like writing a joke, and I like when a joke works, and I like other comics who tell jokes.

Johnny Carson started the jokes about me and Marlin in his monologues.

There is no 'magic water' that you can rub on a script to make the jokes funnier.

My whole family is very sarcastic and constantly making jokes.

I'm a taker in terms of jokes. I love to hear a good joke, but I don't retain jokes. I'm not a good teller of jokes.

My whole life, I've been telling jokes.

Something about not waiting for the laugh of a laugh track allows you to take lines that otherwise might be seen as just direct jokes, and make them seem realistic.

I adore jokes. They're a theatrical contrivance, but the irony of all fiction is that you approach reality by avoiding it a bit; you spoof it a bit.

I'm one of the people who actually laughs at everyone else's jokes!

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